What movies have not aged well?
09.06.2025 02:29
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Moonraker
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-All the bad guys are black.
Goldfinger
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Dr No
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Diamonds Are Forever
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
A View to a Kill
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
From Russia With Love
Live and Let Die
Octopussy
You Only Live Twice
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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